By Caption: Representative Image (thermnagency.com). With the prevalence of social media and cell phones among today's youth, it's hard to blame kids for trying to act older. But as a series of text messages between San Diego-based Vine star Freddy Amazin's nine-year-old brother and his fourth grade girlfriend shows, this kind of f
With the prevalence of social media and cell phones among today's youth, it’s hard to blame kids for trying to act older.
But as a series of text messages between San Diego-based Vine star Freddy Amazin's nine-year-old brother and his fourth grade girlfriend shows, this kind of faux maturity can have incredibly awkward – and amusing - results. Grabs of the conversation, which were shared online by the social media celebrity, show the young stud trying to work out his relationship status with one lucky young lady – while doing his best to look as cool and uninterested as possible.
'So r we together?' asks the girl, to which the boy responds: 'I don't know do you want to be together?' She takes it one step further, saying: 'Only if u want to.'
But he's still unsure, replying: 'I don't care it's your choice.' Finally, she gains some resolve and asks: 'But I wanna know do u like me that you'll be my bf... ??? [sic]'
The boy responds in the affirmative, but the girl is still doubtful, asking: 'So r we together and I don't want u saying idc bc then Imma think you don't want to [sic].'
Eventually, he appeases her, saying: 'Yes because you want to be and I do to [sic].'
However, she's still not satisfied with his level of commitment, asking him next: 'Do u love me??...???????'
Naturally, he says yes. To keep the conversation going, she asks him: 'Wyd [what are you doing]', which his mistakes for 'Why'.
'Because', he replies, to which she responds: 'It means what are you doing'.
'I'm just in my room texting you,' he says, before making a grand gesture and asking her: 'You want ice cream for tomorrow cuz imma try and bring a dollar or two so I can buy something.'
It's soon time for him to break off their excruciating - but amusing - text conversation, saying: 'I'm about to work out and almost got the six pack.'
He tells her he loves her, to which she responds: 'I love u more babe.'
'No cuz I love you more than the galaxy,' he says, adding: 'And I love you more than the universe.'
'Well that is really big so u must love me,' she replies. He then goes out like a boss, saying: 'Yup and I won.'
The hilarious conversation was posted to Twitter by Freddy on November 9, along with the caption: 'My nine-year-old brother and his girl are goals tbh.'
His post has received more than 11,000 likes and 6,000 retweets. Commenters found the nine-year-old's exchange hilarious, with one person writing: 'HAHAHHA THE ICE CREAM PART GOT ME DYING.'
Another user was blown away by their pseudo-adult conversation, sharing: 'Jesus Christ, I was eating plants at that age.'
(Daily Mail)